Singapore's Jack Rascal Terror

I am mini Jack Rascal Terror!!! Hear me bark!! *WOOOF*!!

Friday, August 28, 2009

Another 7th Birthday Again....

Whew... its been 8 months since I got my dainty little white paws on Missy's keyboard.
So I finished the goodies she brought back from the States but more was to come on my birthday.

Yeah, God made it rained and it stormed but Missy and Goof was fast enough to sing me my birthday song, have my Ceasar, cheese sticks and cheesecake before it poured.

Venue: BBQ pit 2B @ East Coast Park (watch this space. A BBQ outing at the same pit is coming right up in September!!)
Date: 23 Aug 2009, Sunday (approx. 3pm)

Sorry if the photo uploads came late but Missy uploaded a whole lotta 'em on her Facebook account and I was still procrastinating if I should update my blog as well.









A VERY happy me




The Cheesecake



Sunday, December 28, 2008

Missy Finally Came Back For Me!!!

This morning at 1am Missy finally came home from Oklahoma, ending my secret "best friend" liaison with Uncle Gibby for the last three weeks. Heck, she doesn't even know that I slept and cuddled up in bed with him in her absence! Tee hee hee hee....

But anyway, Missy's trip did not proved fruitless. She lugged back a whole big Santa sack of toys, treats, chews and goodies (no, not the dress, rose-adorned pinky collar and other gay stuff) just for me. As she said, "... and all this belongs to Pudgie!!!"

Look at my supplies!!!!!!



Friday, December 05, 2008

Missy Leaves Today....

Today will count as one of the saddest day in my life. Missy will leave me in exactly an hour's time when Goof and his family comes to pick her up to the airport. I don't look forward to having lesser minced pork dinners, denied neck scratches and belly rubs, snuggling all alone in my doggie bed and having no one to be there for me.

I hope I can pull through the next three weeks smoothly without Missy around.

Goodbye my dearest Missy Mummy.... I will MISS you and all the good foods and walks you heaped on me!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Pre-Christmas Saturday

Missy skipped her massage spa session so that she can take me out all day yesterday. As promised, she brought me to Goof's place to play with Donut friend. I think today will be the last week that I can spend an eventful day with Missy because she is going off to the United States this Friday 5th December early at 3am in the morning. And Missy won't be back until after Christmas (28 Dec). Looks like my annual ritual food ala turkey drumstick won't happen this year. Missy's old witch will never ever feed me any unless I can give her winning numbers for some Toto million dollar draw.

It was a happy and sad day. I will never see Missy again next week at this same time. So to keep to her promise of my annual Christmas Orchard Road light up, Missy specially put aside all her plans to make that happen for me.
And yeah, the light up was darn boring this year. I also almost got my head decapitated by a dumb and irresponsible cyclist going at 25 - 28km/h on a sparsely populated walkway outside the Meritus Mandarin. Missy swore that if my head rolled, she will make sure that cyclist's head will roll too even if it means Missy getting the death penalty. After all, I am the only living being closest to Missy that she considers as family. Until she marries Goof of course....
But Goof will make a great daddy any way. It was his quick reflexes that saved me from being decapitated actually.

Less talk, here are the pics...







Monday, August 25, 2008

My 6th Birthday .... FINALLY!!!!

Missy came home before 12am that night to spring me a surprise birthday party!! Ohhhh... Missy is the TOPS!
I got lotsa food to eat that night: the Burp! ham of Chicken and Cheese, Cheesecake and Potong ice lolly!! *BURRRPP!*




Click below to watch the mini clip that Missy took that night for my mini birthday celebration.
Psssstt.... I gotta warn ya, do bear with Goof's birthday song for me.



I told ya he croaks.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

God Must Have Hate Me

Missy came home last night with my birthday cheesecake, packets of Burp!s and other treats for my birthday party today.
But at 8am that Saturday morning it started to rain and rain and rain and rain and rain.... until 5pm and the rain just wouldn't stop. It wasn't even a drizzle, it was pouring. God must have hate me so much because he made it rain badly last year on my birthday and he did it again this year.

There is no where else that Missy can take me to to spend my birthday. :(
Almost ALL indoor locations in Singapore are dog unfriendly too. On top of it, Missy left me all alone at home at 5pm. She must be out meeting Goof again.

Nothing can express my dampest emotions at this point of barking.... OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!!! WHY ME??!!!!??


THE MOST SADDEST DOG ON EARTH.

Friday, August 22, 2008

I Turn Six in 24 Hours Time

I just realised that the last time I dlogged was on the anniversary of my 5th birthday.
I must be getting old because I forgot I had a dlog. I promise I will try to dlog as often.

But as the yearly ritual, my birthday falls on this Saturday, 23rd Aug, and Missy is taking us (Donut, Goof, Goof's family) all to East Coast for a celebration. She promises to bring along Ceasar, my birthday cake, some treats and that embarrassing dreaded birthday hat. Don't laugh when you see me don it on that day. Yes, I will be filmed. That is an unescapable fact.

In fact, speaking of filming, check out our videos taken over the course of one year.

Pudgie & Donut's Sentosa Beach Party:


Me in a Mocca spoof ad directed by Missy:



Look out for the birthday video with Donut and I celebrating my 6th birthday.... if all turns out well on that day.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Another Birthday Again!!! YAAYYY!!

I turn 5 this year!!! (And Missy still takes me for a baby.)
Missy went out early in the morning yesterday and came home with my birthday cake, 3 packets of Cesar Gourmet Ham and little party toys.

But I think I hadn't been a good boy for the past year. Because God made Missy oversleep and missed sunset, and he also chose to made it pour right at the start of my party just when the cake was brought out. So Goofy and Missy packed up the fun and headed up to Goof's place where the naked Donut welcomed me. Missy took some pictures and videos of us playing; and yep, you should really catch Donut naked. He looked so stupid with his new shaven do. Hur hur hur

Watch this space for the updated video which I will edit with my dainty little white paws, right after I take my doggie nap again.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Wilbur the Pig vs. Pudgie the JRT

In the words of Fern (played by Dakota Fanning) in the kiddie movie Charlotte's Web, "Can't help being born small..." holds true for all litter runts.

This show is screening on the big screens in Singapore and all runts should catch it! Watching the movie trailer, I found out that I actually share similar characteristics as the main animal, pig Wilbur. Below is a table of my keen observations:


Wilbur the pig
Pudgie the JRT
borned runt in an American barnborned runt in a Singapore pet farm
porkly cutejust cute
tastes greatlooks great
can actually talkcan actually talk back
smartsmarter
has ears like Bambihas ears like Dumbo



For those who have not seen the movie trailer, here is it: http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/charlottesweb/cw_trailer2_small.html

Friday, December 29, 2006

Christmas with Donut

Christmas was GREAT as usual. Missy made it an annual affair for me with two huge turkey drumsticks she'd 'steal' from the christmas lunch table at Aunt Doreen's. But the posing and acting for the two adults (Missy and Goof Daddy) was stupid, as you can see from the expressions of Donut and I in this video.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Of 'Peanuts' and Exams

FINALLY!!! My long-suffering of the itch and pain in my right ear is finally treated. As all doggies can tell you, we pets speak canine-talk; the stuff that humans can never understand. Missy found me scratching my right irritated ear and crying in pain all night. It's not my fault I came down with an inflamed ear but Missy couldn't go back to sleep all night and stayed up worrying for me. And then, she left me all alone again and hop onto my computer to look for reputable vets in the east because my regular vet is located very far away at Jalan Kayu. There is no direct public transport to the vet, Missy is at her "brokest" time in her life and she has an exam to take at 2pm in the school she goes to which is located far, far away in the west.

It is very touching to find Missy skipping her important exam with an MC and rushing down with the Goof who took the day off from work, to the vet. I shall call him Daddy for today for his little sacrifice he has shown me yesterday.
Anyway, they ended up taking me to Animal Recovery Centre at EastPoint Mall to have my right ear checked and treated. So I know I blew $100 overnight on my treatment but hey, it's only a $100. Missy is getting fat so she should eat lesser and what better way than to spend that $100 on my treatment than her food. The vet who tended to me told Missy that I had yeast infection in my right ear and they looked like "purple peanuts" in the microscope. I swear I'll never touch peanuts ever again.

The solution they dripped in my right ear has worked pretty good and I stopped scratching and crying in pain everytime I have to relieve the itch. Hopefully it gets much better tomorrow becos' tommorow is my 'chalet' long weekend excursion. YEAAHHH!!!

A brief itinery goes like this:
- pick-up point from Bedok (where I live),
- 9pm MRT and bus ride to destination Tiong Bahru MRT.
- Will reached approx. at 9.30pm at Tiong Bahru Plaza and will be greeted by hosts, Daddy and his son, the retard-looking Donut (also my buddy buddy).
- Daddy will take us up to the 'chalet', his house at Kim Tian Place (a stone's throw away from the MRT) and we will deposit the bags and us at Daddy's place before the adults go down for supper.
- Will chase Donut around the house and exchange sniffing each other's crotch as usual.
- Will steal Donut's toys and food from him and the adults won't know!

That's all I know for now. I'll update again on my 'chalet' holiday, the usual annual Christmas light-up walk down Orchard Road affair, that super huge turkey drumstick that Missy promised me every Christmas and lotsa lotsa lotsa going out!!!

Monday, December 18, 2006

All About Me, My Life

See it all in pictures!!!



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The Things That Missy Does To Me...

This is the kind of humiliation that Missy does to me when I'm either unaware or helpless...
The next time she'll put empty beer cans and cigarette butts around me when I'm asleep before framing me for being the wanton stray.

I know I asked for my MooMoo toy but not this...